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Some elderly friends were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology.
“I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them.
One man smiled and said “Oh really? I can never forget mine!”
“How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously.
“Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘Incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!”
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Herbert, aged 92, and Elsie, aged 89, were excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding, they passed a drug store. Herbert suggested they go in.
Herbert asked to speak to the pharmacist. He explained they’re about to get married, and asked, “Do you sell heart medication?”
“Of course we do,” the pharmacist replied.
“Medicine for rheumatism?”
“Definitely,” he said.
“How about Viagra?”
“Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
“Yes, the works.”
“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antacids?”
“Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
“All speeds and sizes.”
“Good,” Herbert said to the pharmacist. “We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here, please.”
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She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of it’s valuables and yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!”
Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.”
“Scripture?” replied the burglar. “She said she had an axe and two 38’s!”
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