Little Johnny (bless the little bastard)
“Class, today’s assignment is to spell and use the word ‘DOUGH‘ in a sentence.”
Teacher says “Jane, you go first”.
“Italians make pizza with dough.”
Very good, Jane… now let’s hear from Mary.
“My brother makes things with play dough.”
Very good, Mary…
Johnny then raises his hand.
Teacher says “Yes, Johnny, do you have something constructive to add?”
“My Mom says my Dad doesn’t make enough dough, and he’s bloody hopeless in bed, so she uses a dill dough!”
The Teacher faints… (she does that a lot)
Credit: Thanks Jill