Discovery

Question

Now that I’m older here’s what I’ve discovered:

 

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1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it..

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2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

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3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

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4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

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5. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it ?.

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6. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.


7. Some days, you’re the top dog; some days you’re the hydrant.

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8. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.

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9. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

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10. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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11. It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

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12. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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13. When I’m finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

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14. It’s not hard to meet expenses . . . they’re everywhere.


15. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I’m “here after”.

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Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead
Walk beside me and be my friend

Friends

 

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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