It’s OK to let a fool kiss you; but don’t let a kiss fool you.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.
A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
Viagra is like Disneyland – a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
Credit: Thanks Pamela