Confucius Says #1

It’s OK to let a fool kiss you; but don’t let a kiss fool you.

A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.

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Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.

A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

Marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

Viagra is like Disneyland – a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.

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Credit: Thanks Pamela



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