For the Guys – Farts

Farts can be quiet
Farts can be loud
And some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud.

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Some farts don’t smell
While others are vile
Some farts pass quickly
Some linger a while.

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Farts can create09
A most curious medley
Some can be harmless
Or silent but deadly.

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Farts can occur
In a number of places
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

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But farts aren’t all bad
And this fact is true
Cos we mustn’t forget
Dear old farts like you!

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A priceless birthday card received…..

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Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where shitty ideas come from!!!!!!




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Credit: Thanks Lynn and John
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