Sign of the Times #5 – Church

In the not too distant future ……….. 

PASTOR: “Praise the Lord!”

CONGREGATION: “Hallelujah!”

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PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor 13:13.

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And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”

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P-a-u-s-e……

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“Now, let us pray committing this week into God’s hands.

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Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God”

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S-i-l-e-n-c-e

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“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready.”

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“You can log on to the church wi-fi using the password ‘Lord909887. ‘ ”

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The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

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Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.

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Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.

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Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.

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The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!

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Final Blessing and Closing Announcements…

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This week’s ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don’t miss out.

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Thursday’s Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don’t miss out.

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You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers.

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God bless you and have nice day!

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Credit: Thanks Saul
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