I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so, I sat down and as the day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics, I finally thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say “it might be nice to have another child”.
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts”.
I rest my case ……. time for another beer!
Credit: Thanks Pamela and Jill