Which Gender?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:

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FREEZER BAGS:01
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

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PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

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TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

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HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

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SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

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TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

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EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

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HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy too have around.

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THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:  It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

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Credit: Thanks Pamela and Lynn
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