A rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won’t move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she is furious and calls the Jaguar dealer. They send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it.
So he turns to the blonde and asks “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Full of anger, the blonde replies “You are
a damned fool. How on earth could you even ask such a silly question? I’m not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears – I use D during the day and N at night.”
Credit: Thanks Bob