A teacher asks the class to name things that end with ‘tor’ that eat things.
The first little boy says “Alligator”.
“Very good, that’s a big word.”
The second boy says “Predator”.
“Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.”
Little Johnny says “Vibrator, Miss.” After nearly falling off her chair, she says “That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my Mum has one and she says it eats batteries like there’s no
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