Little Johnny – Next Door’s New Baby

Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the throttling of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said’What a beautiful baby’.

The mother said ‘Why thank you, Johnny’.

Johnny said ‘He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?’

‘Yes’ the mother replied, ‘we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision’.

‘That’s great’ said Little Johnny ‘coz he’d be stuffed if he needed glasses’.

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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