His and Her’s Poems

Woman’s Poem:

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who’s not a creep
One who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks

I pray he’s rich and self-employed
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed
Pull out my chair and hold my hand
Massage my feet and help me stand

Oh send a king to make me queen
A man who loves to cook and clean
I pray this man will love no other
And relish visits with my mother.


Man’s Poem:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit …………

Credit: Thanks Pamela

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