Re-Think the Divorce

A daughter says to her mother “I’m divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My private parts now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.”

Her mother says:

“You’re married to a multi-millionaire  
businessman !

You live in an 8 bedroom mansion !

You get $2,000 a week allowance !

You drive a $250,000 Ferrari ! 

You take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away……..

Over 45 cents !!!!?”

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Credit: Thanks Lorrainne
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