A daughter says to her mother “I’m divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My private parts now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.”
Her mother says:
“You’re married to a multi-millionaire
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion !
You get $2,000 a week allowance !
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari !
You take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away……..
Over 45 cents !!!!?”
Credit: Thanks Lorrainne