Infinite Loop

Infinite loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc.

These loops never happen in real life, unless…

A company CEO tells his secretary:
Next week we’re going to a convention abroad and spend some quality time together, please make all the required arrangements.

The secretary calls her husband:
Next week the boss is taking me abroad for a week on business, please take care of yourself during this time.

The husband calls his lover:
My wife is going abroad for a week, lets spend it together

The lover, a private school teacher, tells the children:
Because of a personal problem, I will not be at school next week, so you’ll be studying at home.

One of the kids went to his grandfather
and said:
Grandpa, next week I don’t have school, you promised me that if I had time off we’d go to the mountains together.

The grandfather, who was also the CEO, calls his secretary and tells her:
My grandson asked me to spend the week with him, so we’re not going abroad.

The secretary calls her husband:
The boss cancelled, we’ll be together, my love.

The husband calls his lover:
We can’t spend the week together, my wife is staying.

The lover tells the kids:
My problem was solved, school is back on.”

The kid goes to the grandfather:
Sorry grandpa, school is back on, I won’t be able to go.

The CEO calls his secretary:
My grandson won’t be able to spend next week with me, rebook the flight abroad

The secretary calls her husband….

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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