Nine Thoughts to Ponder

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Number 9
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

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Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

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Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Number 6
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart.
[If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich]


Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.


Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.


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Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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Number 2
In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

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Number 1
Life is like a jar of peppers. What you do today might burn your backside tomorrow.

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Credit: Thanks Pamela and Saul
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