Little Johnny – Nickels and Dimes

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid. Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime.

Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbour takes him aside and says “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it and so far I’ve made $20!”

Credit: Thanks Bill

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