Three Kinds of Honeymoons

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself “Nurses are known to be hot.” The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself “Telephone operators have sexy voices.” The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself “Poor guy, teachers are too strict.”

The next morning, Dave reports to
work and gets a room service call from the nurse’s husband. He sourly says “Don’t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was ‘You’re not sanitary, you’re not sanitary.'”

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Then, the telephone operator’s husband calls and sourly says “Don’t ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was ‘Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'”

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Later that afternoon, the teacher’s husband
calls and happily says, “When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was ‘We are going to do this over and over until we get it right.'”

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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