Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
‘God Almighty!’ shouted Susie.
But Susie didn’t stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
‘Jesus Christ!!!’ shouted Susie.
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted ‘If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!’
The nun fainted !
Credit: Thanks Pamela