Two Irish friends leave the pub.
One says to other ‘I can’t be bothered to walk all the way home.’
‘I know, me too but we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.’
‘We could steal a bus from the depot’ replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a lookout.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts ‘What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?’
‘I can’t find a No. 91.’
‘Oh Jeysus Christ, ye tick sod, take the No. 14 and we’ll walk from the Roundabout.
Credit: Thanks Pamela