Random Thoughts As We Age #2

The biggest lie I tell myself is … “I don’t
need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

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Lord grant me the strength to accept the
things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

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I don’t have gray hair.  I have “wisdom
highlights”.  I’m just very wise.

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My people skills are just fine.  It’s my  
tolerance to idiots that needs work.

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Teach your daughter how to shoot, because
a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

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If God wanted me to touch my toes, he
would’ve put them on my knees.

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The kids text me “plz” which is shorter
than please. I text back “no” which is
shorter than “yes”.

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Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud? 

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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