Household Repairs

A husband is at home watching a football when his wife interrupts:

Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.

He looks at her and says angrily “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have Energex written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”

“Fine” she says.  Then the wife asks “Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close properly.”

To which he replied “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”

“Fine” she says. “Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.”

“I’m not a carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps” he says. “Does it look like I have Bunnings written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of this. I’m going to the pub!!!”

So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decided to go home.

As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

“Honey” he asks. “How’d all this get fixed?”

She said “Well, when you left I said outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.

He said “So what kind of cake did you bake?”

Cake

She replied “Helloooooo – Do you see Sara Lee written on my forehead? I don’t think so!”

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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