If the shoe fits – buy a pair in every color.
Just going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
If you look like your passport picture – you probably need the trip.
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!!!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Credit: Thanks Sue