Words of Wisdom #2


If the shoe fits – buy a pair in every color.

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Never be too open-minded – your brains may fall out.

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Just going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

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If you look like your passport picture – you probably need the trip.

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Some days are a total waste of makeup.

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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!!!

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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

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Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

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By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

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Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me… you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. I’ve tried!!

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Credit: Thanks Sue
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