Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied ‘We’re supposed to be finding the height of dis flagpole, but we don’t have a ladder.’
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flag pole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.
Then she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy ‘Isn’t that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length.”
Credit: Thanks Kathy