Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says ‘I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know…
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist’
The second guy says ‘I’m a D.I.N.K., you know…
Double Income, No Kids’
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.’.
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:
What exactly is a B.I.T.C.H., they ask in unison?
‘Babe In Total Control of Herself.’
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a ‘Bitch’ smile, and say ‘Thank You‘
Credit: Thanks Jenny