Are You a Bitch?

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.



The first guy says ‘I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know…
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist’






The second guy says ‘I’m a D.I.N.K., you know…
Double Income, No Kids’




The third guy says, ‘I’m a R.U.B ., you know…
Rich, Urban, Biker’



They turn to the woman and ask her:
‘What are you?”

She replies: ‘I’m a W.I.F.E. , you know…
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.’.

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:
What exactly is a B.I.T.C.H., they ask in unison?

‘Babe In Total Control of Herself.’

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a ‘Bitch’ smile, and say ‘Thank You

Credit: Thanks Jenny

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