How the world works lately…….

If a man cuts his finger off while  slicing salami at work
He blames the restaurant

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer
Your family blames the tobacco company

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk
He blames the bartender

If your grandchildren are brats without manners
You blame television

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman
You blame the gun manufacturer

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet and the passengers kill him instead
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ARSE is parked in front of this computer
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates

Credit: Thanks Pamela

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