The man said ‘I do, Father.’
The priest said ‘Then stand over there against the wall.’
‘Then stand over there against the wall’ said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O’Toole and asked ‘Do you want to go to heaven?’
O’Toole said ‘No, I don’t Father.’
O’Toole said ‘Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.’
Credit: Thanks Kerry