How to Pay

A man had a serious heart attack whilst out shopping.

The paramedics rushed him to the nearest hospital where he had emergency heart surgery.

He awakened to find himself in the care of the Nuns at the Roman Catholic hospital.

A Nun was seated next to the bed.  She was holding a clipboard and medical forms.  She asked how he was going to pay for his treatment.

“Do you have medical insurance?”  “No” he said in a raspy voice.

“Do you have money in the bank?”  “No money in the bank” he replied.

“Do you have a relative that could help you with the payments?”  “I only have a spinster sister and she is a Nun”.

The Nun said loudly “Nun’s are not spinsters, we are married to God.”

“Well in that case, you can send my bill to my brother-in-law.”

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Credit: Thanks Lynn
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