A man had a serious heart attack whilst out shopping.
The paramedics rushed him to the nearest hospital where he had emergency heart surgery.
A Nun was seated next to the bed. She was holding a clipboard and medical forms. She asked how he was going to pay for his treatment.
“Do you have medical insurance?” “No” he said in a raspy voice.
“Do you have a relative that could help you with the payments?” “I only have a spinster sister and she is a Nun”.
The Nun said loudly “Nun’s are not spinsters, we are married to God.”
“Well in that case, you can send my bill to my brother-in-law.”
Credit: Thanks Lynn