Five Surgeons

The first, a Manchester surgeon, says “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second, a Liverpool surgeon, responds “Yeah but you should try electricians, everything inside them is colour coded.”

The third, Newcastle surgeon, says “No.  I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”


The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in “You know, I like construction workers, those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”


But the fifth, a London surgeon, stops them all when he observed “You are all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.”


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