I have a little SatNav
I’ve had it all my life,
It’s better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife.
It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake,
And tells me that it’s never ever
Safe to overtake.
It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear,
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
I’m sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device,
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives it’s advice.
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house
Makes sure I’m properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And – keeps me warm in bed!
Credit: Thanks Bob