Sign Language

I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower.

I realized that I couldn’t find the rake.

I yelled up to my wife “Where is the rake?”

She couldn’t hear me and she shouted back “What?”

I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

But my wife wasn’t sure and said “What?”

I repeated the gestures. “Eye – Kneed – The Rake”

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.

She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her “What the hell was that?”


She replied Eye – Left Tit – Behind – The Bush!!!

Credit: Thanks Pamela and Bob

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