Punography #5

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

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3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

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4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

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6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

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7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

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8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

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9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.

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12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Oh dear ……the ones that make you groan……

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Webster’s definition of ‘pun’ – usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound.

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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