Punography #6

1. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’

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2. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

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3. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, ‘Keep off the Grass.’

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4. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

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5. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

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6. It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

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7. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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8. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

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9. A backward poet writes inverse.

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10. In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your
count that votes.

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11 . When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

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12. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.

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Oh dear ……the ones that make you groan……

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Webster’s definition of ‘pun’ – usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound.

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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