Senior’s Personal Ads

Some ‘Senior’ personal ads seen in a Florida newspapers:

Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?

FOXY LADY
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty
80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′)
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion
Matching white shoes and belt a plus

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband
and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem

SERENITY NOW
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation
If you are the silent type, let’s get together
Take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times

WINNING SMILE
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock
Still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights
And still like to play the guitar
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen
Let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes

MEMORIES
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Let’s put our two heads together

MINT CONDITION
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair
Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves
Isn’t in running condition, but walks well

Elderly Couple

 

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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