Dogs -v- Wives

Reasons why some men have dogs and not wives:

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The later you are, the more
excited your dog is to see you.

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Dogs don’t notice if you call them
by another dog’s name.

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Dogs like it if you leave lots
of things on the floor.

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Dogs’ parents never visit.

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Dogs agree that you have to raise
your voice to get your point across.

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You never have to wait for a dog – they’re
ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.

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Dogs find you amusing when you’re pissed.

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Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

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Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask:
“If I died, would you get another dog?”

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If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the
paper and sell ’em.

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When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t
run around frantically with room spray.

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Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your
balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you
don’t lick ’em.

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Dogs will let you put a studded collar on,
without calling you a pervert.

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If a dog smells another dog on you, it
won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds
it interesting.

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If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t
take half your stuff.

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To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the door and observe who’s happy to see you!

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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