Signs #33

IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READS:
“We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.”

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AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, 
you’ve come to the right place.”

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ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK: 
“We repair what your husband fixed.”

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ON AN ELECTRICIAN’S TRUCK: 
“Let us remove your shorts.”

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ON ANOTHER PLUMBER’S TRUCK: 
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

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AT A CAR DEALERSHIP: 
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

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Outside a Muffler Shop: 
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

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IN A VETERINARIAN’S WAITING ROOM: 
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit… Stay..”

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AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY: 
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.

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IN THE FRONT YARD OF A FUNERAL HOME: 
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

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IN A CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: 
“Best place in town to take a leak.”

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SIGN ON THE BACK OF A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK: 
“Caution – this truck is full of Political Promises.”

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Credit: Thanks Pamela
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