What I’ve Learnt from Noah’s Ark

ONE: Don’t miss the boat.

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TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!

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THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark .

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FOUR: Stay fit. When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

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FIVE: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

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SIX: Build your future on high ground.

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SEVEN: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.

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EIGHT: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

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NINE: When you’re stressed, float awhile.

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TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

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ELEVEN: No matter the storm, there’s always a rainbow waiting.

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Most people walk in and out of your life
but FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart

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Credit: Thanks Cheryl

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Jaguar XKR

A rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won’t move at all.

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After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she is furious and calls the Jaguar dealer. They send out a technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it.

So he turns to the blonde and asks “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”

Full of anger, the blonde replies “You are
a damned fool. How on earth could you even ask such a silly question? I’m not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears – I use D during the day and N at night.”

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Credit: Thanks Bob

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